What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?