Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why are books always so angry?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which plant has the best roar?