Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How do you arrest a pig?
What nationality are most fish?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why are cars magic?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where do stars go to college?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?