Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?