Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?