Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do frogs get to work?