What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?