What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?