Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?