What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?