What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?