What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?