What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are goats so funny?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How do frogs get to work?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?