Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who is a house's favorite band?