How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the loudest sport?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What type of car do planets buy?