Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What table can you never sit at?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?