Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?