What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?