What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How much money does a skunk have?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do stars go to college?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?