What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which computer won the talent show?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?