What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?