Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of bird can write?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?