Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the Dorito say to his son?