Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What do you call octopus twins?
What food is a man's best friend?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?