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It dug up all the bones!
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What is the strongest animal?
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Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
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When is Dad's bedtime?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?