What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
A trail blazer.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.