What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a henway?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do you wash a lamb?
What makes a glow worm glow?