What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which musician loves to make chili?