What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do horses reside?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?