What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do insects learn at school?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?