What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How long do chickens work?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?