How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's the world's weakest animal?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What animal loves Indian food?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?