Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.