Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which subject has two parts?
What fairy loves to count?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the horse so happy?
What sport can waiters play really well?