Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?