What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which insect is the smartest?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?