What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do bees buzz?
What is the most faithful insect?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?