What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Which celebrity loves to read?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?