What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are cars magic?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?