What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are all priests fit?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Who invented fractions?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It's Crowded!
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?