What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?