What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you give a sick pig?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?