What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are ET's eyes so big?