What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What was the detective duck trying to do?