Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?