What sport is full of interior designers?
Rug-by.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which relative loves rice?
What game do bats excel at?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?