What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do you care for a sick bird?