What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which big cat loves to drive?