What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is the most faithful insect?
What nationality are most fish?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?