Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
We had a discussion about roses.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?