Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
How long will dinner be?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do cats wear to work?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?