What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the math book sad?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?