What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
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Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is the most attractive fruit?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you drive a man crazy?