What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?