What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How does a barber get to work?