What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the echo get detention?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?