What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
Why are grandkids so great?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do you make a cow float?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do ducks get after they eat?