What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do tough ducks come from?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.