What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's E.T. short for?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What horn never makes a sound?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?