Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do bees buzz?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?