Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which cats love to be petted?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the confused bee say?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?