What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What country has the most fish?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of bird can write?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?