What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?