What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why is golf harder than baseball?