What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What are you studying in math?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?