What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?