What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do you organize a space party?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What fish only swims at night?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?