What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How does a barber get to work?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?