How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
When do cows get tired?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which insect is the smartest?