Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the confused bee say?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What animal floats best?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the computer run out of money?