Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of computers do horses use?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do minions always put in their salads?