Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?