What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?