What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where was Noah born?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?