What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a handsome runner?